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Posted: May 01 2006 at 06:20 PM

A 90 year old man visiting his doctor says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18 year old wife and she is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor thinks about it for a second and says, "I have an elderly friend, and he's an avid hunter who never misses a season. Well one day in a hurry he grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun, so he is sitting there by the creek and he saw a beaver sitting by the stream. He raised his umbrella and yelled 'BANG, BANG' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

Old man replies, " I'd say somebody else shot the beaver!"

Doctor says, "My point exactly!"

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And of course, a few MJ jokes lol

What's brown and often found in little boys underwear?

Michael Jackson's hands.

(It's obviously an older joke!)

Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-six year olds?

Because there's twenty of them.

Why did Micheal Jackson call Boys-2-Men?

He thought they were a delievery service.

What vehicle does Micheal Jackson use to pick up dates?

A school bus.

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Posted: May 02 2006 at 11:23 AM

35 / Female

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Posted: May 02 2006 at 12:17 PM

HAHAAHHAAH
the michael jackson jokes are HILARIOUS !

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