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33 / Male

Rank: God
Posted: April 26 2006 at 02:27 PM

  Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
32 / Male

Rank: God
Posted: April 26 2006 at 02:48 PM

  Homer " Help Me Jebus"
28 / Male

Rank: Addict
Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:35 PM

  Homer: are you saying your never going to eat any animal again?. what about bacon?
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Porkchops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal
Homer: oh im sure lisa, a wonderful magical animall..

that episode was on today
28 / Male

Rank: God
Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:36 PM

  Bart: dad u do everything half-ass

Homer: but i use my whole ass
33 / Male

Rank: God
Posted: April 26 2006 at 07:44 PM

  Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.
31 / Male

Rank: Administrator
Posted: April 26 2006 at 08:24 PM

  Marge: You can't use the word sex on the internet.
Patty (or Selma): Watch me!
Marge: Nooooo!!!!!

Burns: *gasp* A poor berd has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Smithers: I think that's a rock, sir.
Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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