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38 / Female

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 09:27 AM

here are some of the ones that have actually been used on me...
1. Oh baby your parents must have been retarded because you're special (to which he recieved a slap)

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 02:17 PM

You must be jamaican, because jamaican me crazy,

and the best one to use in a bar is by calling a girl over with ur finger and say "i made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 02:37 PM

you must be jamacian, cause your ja-maican me horny!!!!

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 05:48 PM

haha that one is better than mine

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 05:54 PM

fuck me if im wrong but is ur name ______

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:01 PM

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:02 PM

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:27 PM

do you work for ups, i swear i saw u checking out my package

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:30 PM

wanna play house? u be the screen door and i will slam u all night

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 06:51 PM

	Quote: broseph
	You must be jamaican, because jamaican me crazy, and the best one to use in a bar is by calling a girl over with ur finger and say "i made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"

BRAPP BRAPP dats a sick one

38 / Female

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 08:25 PM

Lets play war you lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you.. haha thats one tha tI use

JUSTT KIIIDNIIING

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 08:48 PM

	Quote: Tinkerb1tch
	here are some of the ones that have actually been used on me... 1. Oh baby your parents must have been retarded because you're special (to which he recieved a slap)

hahaha thats fuckin jokes

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 08:49 PM

	Quote: Tinkerb1tch
	Lets play war you lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you.. haha thats one tha tI use JUSTT KIIIDNIIING

uhhh don't lie, you're not KIIIDNIIING

38 / Female

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 08:50 PM

	Quote: Tinkerb1tch
	Lets play war you lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you.. haha thats one tha tI use JUSTT KIIIDNIIING

uhhh don't lie, you're not KIIIDNIIING

No, you're right I'm not hahahah but I only bust that puppy out for guys who REALLY like hahaha...

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Posted: April 26 2006 at 08:51 PM

hahaah ok fair enough. i'm not judging

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