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38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:36 PM

Allright everyone, Its diss YO MAMA time.
BURNING, DISSING, TALKING DIRRTAAYYY. well of course not literaly haha

"Winner gets $1000.00 Cash MONEYY"

38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:38 PM

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

Posts:293
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:38 PM

Yo mama so stupid $ fat that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:40 PM

HAHAHA loool ive never heard that one befroeee

Posts:326
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:41 PM

this is the "and" sign: &, while this: $ is the money sign

Posts:293
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:41 PM

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:44 PM

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Posts:293
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:45 PM

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:48 PM

-Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

-Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

-Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

-Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:48 PM

ahhh i loveeee thisss lol

Posts:293
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:51 PM

the ones ur giving are OLD and over used... thats it u lost.... GIVE ME MY MONEY

38 / Female

Posts:224
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:52 PM

	Quote: Irka
	Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

this one changed from last night...and this time makes sense and i get it...

38 / Female

Posts:224
Rank: God
Posted: June 30 2006 at 12:53 PM

	Quote: Youwish
	the ones ur giving are OLD and over used... thats it u lost.... GIVE ME MY MONEY

hey ...wait for other "competitiors" to come...don't u think it's too early to stop the game?..

Posts:2716
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 03:58 PM

Yo Mama is so hairy...she has AFROS on her nipples.

yo mama is so fat she masturbates to a cook book

Posts:3
Rank: Newbie
Posted: June 30 2006 at 04:37 PM

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Posts:3
Rank: Newbie
Posted: June 30 2006 at 04:41 PM

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

38 / Female

Posts:1235
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 30 2006 at 05:07 PM

mmoreee burnsssss gimme moreeeeee haha

37 / Female

Posts:176
Rank: Addict
Posted: June 30 2006 at 05:50 PM

alright...hear goes....

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking metre and waited for a gumball to fall out

37 / Female

Posts:176
Rank: Addict
Posted: June 30 2006 at 06:05 PM

Or....

Yo mamma so fat her legs are like cottage cheese---white and chunky (get a friggen cheese cloth around that ladies)

Yo mama so fat she hangs off both sides of her king size bed

Posts:0
Rank: Slave
Posted: June 30 2006 at 07:11 PM

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Enough for now, I got plenty more.

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