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37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:00 AM

Quote: The_Icepick

Quote: The_Icepick

	Quote: Jan_na
	i've never had an encounter like that...ever lol.

I really hope that you don't...it is terrible

if i did...i'd have something to say, and they'd probably leave with their ears burning

It is offical...I have an e-crash on Jan_na

The three of us....will go down in the HALL OF FAME....DOWN IN HISTORY...WE RULE!

SHAME ON U..thats it janna u and me outside, how dare u steal his heart from me???

HAHA NOOO, tis us three REMEMBER

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:00 AM

ok ill start the first scene: wait wut was my name??? haha

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:00 AM

	Quote: Irka
	(haha and this is the ultimate beginning for our porono movieeee lol)

mwahaha so you like the idea?

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:01 AM

	Quote: Irka
	ok ill start the first scene: wait wut was my name??? haha

trixie ovenmitts

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:01 AM

YEs haha but i 4got my name...shit i knew the bleach would make its way to my brain slowly

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:02 AM

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! i think it's etched in mine too. that was one mistake at the hairdresser that didn't look good!

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:03 AM

"wow this book is sooo sexyy" said trixxie ovenmitts...She slowly began to more closer to the book shelf where she bumped into Velvet assbiter. (now u continue haha)

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:03 AM

	Quote: Irka
	Allrigh so whats the scheme>? Im ready to start my performance with janna

Here's the scenario.

Jan_na is a maid at my Villa....Irka is my babysitter.

On a cold, cold day....Irka decides to come over to watchout for the kid. To her surprise...I've taken the kid out for a winter holiday.

Suddenly, the lights break down, the heater stops working...and Irka is freezing.

Out of the depths rises Jan_na...Irka screams: MNE HOLODNA....Jan_na, who has a spanish origin...manages to mamble something in Spanish...before they know it...

MAXX PINUP arrives..."NO WORRIES LADIES, I WILL WARM YOU TWO"

He pulls out his silicon induced cock....Irka loses concious when she sees such a big weapon...while Jan_na is not too impressed...

Maxx Pinup begins doing it Artur-style with Jan_na...suddenly...Jan_na squirts and hits Irka....Irka wakes up...and joins in the action.

5 hours later...Maxx Pinup is having an explosion....since both Jan_na and Irka were riding him....they fly way way high up in the sky....and the movie ends Irka and Jan_na being in heaven saying:

Holy Moly...MAXX PINUP is a HORSE....

Scene 2...comes later

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:04 AM

ICE WHERE R UUU???? ITS UR CUE SOON

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:05 AM

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:05 AM

OMFG HAHAHA THAT IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD!! LMAOOOOO!!! MAXX PINUP I SAY U ACTUALLY START UR OWN PORNO INDUSTRY

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:06 AM

Quote: The_Icepick

	Quote: Irka
	Allrigh so whats the scheme>? Im ready to start my performance with janna

Here's the scenario.

Jan_na is a maid at my Villa....Irka is my babysitter.

On a cold, cold day....Irka decides to come over to watchout for the kid. To her surprise...I've taken the kid out for a winter holiday.

Suddenly, the lights break down, the heater stops working...and Irka is freezing.

Out of the depths rises Jan_na...Irka screams: MNE HOLODNA....Jan_na, who has a spanish origin...manages to mamble something in Spanish...before they know it...

MAXX PINUP arrives..."NO WORRIES LADIES, I WILL WARM YOU TWO"

He pulls out his silicon induced cock....Irka loses concious when she sees such a big weapon...while Jan_na is not too impressed...

Maxx Pinup begins doing it Artur-style with Jan_na...suddenly...Jan_na squirts and hits Irka....Irka wakes up...and joins in the action.

5 hours later...Maxx Pinup is having an explosion....since both Jan_na and Irka were riding him....they fly way way high up in the sky....and the movie ends Irka and Jan_na being in heaven saying:

Holy Moly...MAXX PINUP is a HORSE....

Scene 2...comes later

LMFAO!!!!! Ira, i told you he was sitting there planning it all out!!!!! HAHAHAHA.

i say the library scene is sexier!!

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:06 AM

	Quote: Irka
	OMFG HAHAHA THAT IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD!! LMAOOOOO!!! MAXX PINUP I SAY U ACTUALLY START UR OWN PORNO INDUSTRY

I need secreteries and actresses...you sexy girls join in....and I promise I'll make you rich...don't forget I am jewish LOL

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:07 AM

The moral of the story is that you guys end up in heaven from my BANGING...

For hire: a cockstunt...because Ice_pick's cock doesn't fit into the camera =(

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:08 AM

ok janna this is wut we dooo..we need to come up with a way to combine the library scene (since were such nerds) and his story.. lol start thinking!

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:08 AM

LMFAO!!! i can be both secretary and actress. excellent at multitasking

.

in heaven? can we do it once we're in heaven?

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:09 AM

	Quote: Irka
	ok janna this is wut we dooo..we need to come up with a way to combine the library scene (since were such nerds) and his story.. lol start thinking!

library IN the villa...

we can have a go in every room!

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:09 AM

hmm well having sex with maxx pinup is more like hell no? lool

37 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:10 AM

HAHAHA if his thing is that big...we'll be sore for a while. but if the orgasms send you to heaven...worth it i'd say!

38 / Female

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Posted: May 04 2006 at 12:11 AM

haha givve me a second i will come up with sumthing lool

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