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Posts:6
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Posted: July 26 2006 at 12:50 AM

pull out the cash and i mean cash, not change and ask her if she needs a job.

*pick-up lines are useless* unless you have an accent and they start

39 / Female

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Posted: July 26 2006 at 12:55 AM

- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- Wear a shirt that says, "Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore"
-I take the "the" out of psychotherapist

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Rank: Addict
Posted: July 26 2006 at 01:01 AM

umm niice and blunt.. excuse me ur beautiful..

39 / Female

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Posted: July 26 2006 at 01:12 AM

	Quote: diesel_daniel
	umm niice and blunt.. excuse me ur beautiful..

HAHAHA roll me a fatty slutface!

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Posted: July 27 2006 at 12:17 AM

	Quote: jasper
	"nice shoes....."

thats mine, you stole that!

40 / Female

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Rank: SuperGod
Posted: July 27 2006 at 12:22 AM

noneed for pick up lines.. all a guy has to do is make eye contact and smile a bit... done deal

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Posted: July 27 2006 at 12:54 AM

pick up lines r the gayest of the gay..like i dont understand......omg..im so speaachless...
ok..my point is ....that guy above me is right..all a guy needs to do is just smile..and make eye contact....

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Posted: July 27 2006 at 12:59 AM

	Quote: Tinkerb1tch
	- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I love that one

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Rank: God
Posted: July 27 2006 at 01:43 AM

	Quote: PIMPOS
	pimps pimps lets hear em out...whatchuuu got ! i have a funny one i like..its really long though..but you can change the word and reffer to anyone either on the site..or in the room.. or where ever you are..so its goes like this.. 99% of girls on this site, would kill thier own mother to look half as good as you do

Top Ten Funniest Pick Up Lines

10. u must be tired, cuz u been runnin' thru my mind all day!!!

9. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

8. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

7.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

6.So, you're a girl huh?

5.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

4.If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

3.I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

2.If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.

1. Do you want to see something swell?

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Posted: July 27 2006 at 04:43 PM

whered u get that shit

40 / Female

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Posted: July 27 2006 at 05:03 PM

39 / Female

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Posted: July 27 2006 at 05:37 PM

	Quote: Tinkerb1tch
	- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I love that one

LMFAO me too I laughed sooo hard when I heard that..

and also

Mace just makes me hornier!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Posts:421
Rank: God
Posted: July 27 2006 at 06:39 PM

most of these lines are used by guys trying to pick up girls......what about pick-up lines girls use on guys?

hey ladies, show us what u got.

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Rank: God
Posted: July 27 2006 at 08:19 PM

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a blowjob?
[Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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Rank: God
Posted: July 27 2006 at 08:26 PM

Few of these i made up and the rest i know cuz they are so pro!!
1. After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
2. Romeo would've ditched her for you.
3. The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
4.I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
5. My friends over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
6.I'm not really this tall -- I'm sitting on my wallet.
7. I was just wondering, is your last name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get!
8. If you think you feel good, wait until you feel me.
9. So what haven't you been told tonight?
10. I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.
11. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
12. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
13. You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.
14. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
14. I'd buy you a drink, but I'd get jealous of the straw
15. Are you religious? 'Cause baby, you are the answers to my prayers

38 / Female

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Rank: Regular
Posted: July 27 2006 at 10:20 PM

Me: "Don't you have anything to do right now?"
Other Person: "Not really"
Me: "Do you wants something to do?"

It works.

Directions of Use: Works mostly on annoying, but hot guys.

Warning: People may take you seriously.

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Rank: God
Posted: July 27 2006 at 11:50 PM

	Quote: Lena
	Me: "Don't you have anything to do right now?" Other Person: "Not really" Me: "Do you wants something to do?" It works. Directions of Use: Works mostly on annoying, but hot guys. Warning: People may take you seriously.

SHWINNNNGGGG!!!!

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Rank: Regular
Posted: July 27 2006 at 11:58 PM

If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

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Posted: July 28 2006 at 12:01 AM

	Quote: chiitown
	If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

HAHA YESS by far the nicest oneeee! haha sweet shytt!

just be stright up..

ey babe.. can i fuck your brainz out..

39 / Female

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Posted: July 28 2006 at 12:05 AM

Quote: diesel_daniel

	Quote: chiitown
	If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

HAHA YESS by far the nicest oneeee! haha sweet shytt!

just be stright up..

ey babe.. can i fuck your brainz out..

urs are horrible...LMFAO if I heard anything like that I'd laugh and then I'd walk away lol

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