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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:09 PM

	Quote: touchmybikini
	i dont know what kinda stuff youre into...baseball gloves and car exhausts...blow up dolls? iuno...all i know is that i havent gotten any in a while and im up for it anytime right about now. fearless - yes my yoda! (hotter version of yoda) i will show no fear i will get laid!!!

can i touch ur bikini??? lol

39 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:09 PM

	Quote: Andreas
	Obviously I would never fuck a car exhaust...! Just trying to spice up the sex section

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:11 PM

k im leaving in 5minutes, tinkerbitch

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:16 PM

	Quote: touchmybikini
	i dont know what kinda stuff youre into...baseball gloves and car exhausts...blow up dolls? iuno...all i know is that i havent gotten any in a while and im up for it anytime right about now. fearless - yes my yoda! (hotter version of yoda) i will show no fear i will get laid!!!

can i touch ur bikini??? lol

haha sure! my display name is more of imparative form as in TOUCH IT! TOUUUCHHH IT NIZZLES! not a question. its an order.
would you still touch it if you found out it was made from poison ivy?

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:18 PM

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:19 PM

but how do u wear it?

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:22 PM

	Quote: TOLSTI
	but how do u wear it?

heh you see, it has dual lining...on the inside its a regular bikini, but on the outside its poison ivy to trick the males with testosterone level controls... im a tricky woman!

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:23 PM

wow evil ...... pure evil ...... i like it

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:23 PM

testosterone level control problems*

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:23 PM

Quote: Tinkerb1tch

	Quote: Andreas
	Obviously I would never fuck a car exhaust...! Just trying to spice up the sex section

Okay you caught me... I should have told the truth in the Sexual Fetish section about my Car Exhaust fetish... I'm a bad boy

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:24 PM

lol maria how come i never heard of this crazy bikini b4

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:24 PM

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:27 PM

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:27 PM

well i got a couple of tricks up ma sleeve 2....

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:27 PM

guess its cuz ur not tryin to kill me, n u enjoy my testosterone levels

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:27 PM

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:32 PM

hmm the picture wouldnt load, i meant to demonstrate the bikini. oh well guess you'll have to keep relying on your imagination

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:34 PM

lol its k im sure the bikini will look better on my bedroom floor

38 / Female

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:39 PM

oh my...imagination gone wild! literally.
as ive mentioned earlier on, ive more than one, so i can gladly donate one for you and you can throw it on your bedroom floor...and just have it sit there, i'll order another one from the poison ivy catalogue 2006

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Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:44 PM

	Quote: yums88
	lol maria how come i never heard of this crazy bikini b4

Because you have to make a new account named: Touchmyspeedo

So she can feel like you're the right one

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