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37 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:43 PM

ok....i just fucking puked

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38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:45 PM

OMG OK LISTEN:

So my friend in israel, decided to try anal for the first time ever with her 3 year bf...

So they went on the couch and in the heat of the moment engaged in hot steamy sweaty sex where she finally agreed to try it...

So he put his penis in her bum..and after a little while it made her shit..lol i know GROSS...

And umm she couldnt control it..AT ALL and the same second she shut, she heard the front door open..so both of them dressed up FASSSTTTTTT but they didnt have enough time to clean the shit off the couch...

When the parents came in they saw their nice white leather couches covered in shit, and started flipping out...

My friend didnt know what to say and she blamed it on the dog......

Note: the dog was about to die, and latley it couldnt control its natrual actions lol including pee pee and poo poo....

So my friend didnt think it was a big deal..The parents felt terrible for the dog...thinking hes being tortured...took him to the vet..and the vet put him to sleep...

BECAUSE MY STUIPED IDIOTIC FRIEND HAD ANAL..

I dunno how she cna forgive herself for pretty much killing her dog cuz she shut...

37 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:47 PM

OMFG....i dont know whether to puke or cry

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:48 PM

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Everytime u have anal, one more dog dies in the world.

37 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:49 PM

	Quote: Irka
	MORAL OF THE STORY: Everytime u have anal, one more dog dies in the world.

LMFAO that's so horrible...but i can't stop laughing...omg...must go protect dog...in case some idiot out there is fucking his girls bum

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:50 PM

LMAO

We should start a campeign...

STOP THE ANAL FOR THE DOGS!

NOTE: the irony..anal is done the same way doggy style is haha

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:51 PM

37 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:51 PM

HAHA I KNOW!!! LMFAO!!!!!

good god...can we have green banners....pink is overrated, i say green *nods*

i can see it now...a pic of dogs getting it on along with the slogan "stop the anal for the dogs!" *sigh*

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:53 PM

anal is really pointless for girls it is a one sided thing only the guy gets something out of it...and those poor dogs that die everytime you do it ...it is just not worth it, by the way does the guy still go out with her...I mean I would be soooo disgusted but then again he brought it upon himself...

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:53 PM

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:53 PM

dont let them cum in your bum even though it rhymes....

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:56 PM

OMG That story is realllly sad!!!!! DO NOT TRY ANAl
but ewwwwww....why would she want to try it anway,....there is a thing calld KLIZMA......

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:57 PM

haha yes theyre still together...now 5 years!!

and they did it again...but she never shut since haha...

i made sure she had no dogs around when she did it

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:58 PM

OMFG HAHAHA KLIZMAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKK!! ITS TOO FUNNY..

My uncle always calls me klizma and i never knew wut it was haha but he was jk...

blehh..my whole fmaily calles me weird things...my cousin calls me kazulka haha

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 10:59 PM

HAHAHAHAHAA..koc u eat kazulki!!!...my mom called me KALABOK when i was younger bcuz i was so cute and round..BUT NOW I AM NOT...
p.s i have big boobs

38 / Female

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 11:07 PM

lmao

so now its kalabki...

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 11:09 PM

hahahahhahahaa...lol.

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Posted: May 14 2006 at 11:10 PM

so what bout you irka???...what is your sexual wierd fetish?

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