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Posted: November 13 2006 at 07:31 PM

ya there deff the funniest dudes ever !! i mean who else sings the "FUCK" song !!

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Posted: November 13 2006 at 07:59 PM

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Posted: November 13 2006 at 08:20 PM

	Quote: MrVirgin
	I'm bored!

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:24 AM

Quote: bubblezz

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL THAT LIVED IN A FARM....................

she liked little boys, so she secretly poisoned her dads food, drugged him up, and had sex with him. She got herself pregnant. She couldnt tell her parents, cause she was only 13. So she ran away from home. For days she has been starving, carrying twins, starved as well, about to die. But fourtinatelly for her, it was wendsday, and papa irving, the jew-town-retard/pedofile loved to take long walks along the corn fields on wendsday nights. He found her chewing on the raw corn, sitting there, hiding from who knows what? She was all dirty and sweaty, she stunk motherfuckingggg bad. And for some strange reason... it turned papa irving so fucking much. He took of his pants, and made sweet sweet love to her, all night long. After hours of nasty farm sex, it was time for bonding, and there they were, papa irving and that confused farm dyke, sitting in a ditch, talknig about their fucked up dreams and goals. After the lovely talk, they headed to papa irvings house, where they fucked some more. They couldnt been happier, they finally found their soul mates. It was time for a shower, and there they are again, giggling, having fun, running around the bathroom, and oh! the little dyke slips! lands on a toilet seat, and cracks her head open. she dies before papa irving's eyes. His life, turned into a bad dream, a soap opera, its insane, and unreal. Papa irving, one confused dyke ass motherfucker, pulls out mr.9mm here, and pops one in between his eyes, leaving nothing but two dead bodies, one of course of a mad motherfucker, and the other of a little horny dyke, who just wanted to fuck all day long.

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:27 AM

wow what a story...whens it goin for publishing?

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:29 AM

tsk man, you should be ashamed of yourself! i recently got 1st place with that short story of mine!! its in the newspaper!!!

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:30 AM

really? which newspaper?

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:32 AM

sorry, i have short term memory loss, cant help ya!

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:32 AM

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:40 AM

wow how unfortunately convenient

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Posted: November 14 2006 at 02:41 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<33!!!!!!

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