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True_vanilla
36 / Male

Posts:426
Rank: God
Posted: October 26 2006 at 12:25 AM

  BEST ONE!

Another survey released today
Why they bother I fail to see
Saying that men prefer sex it seems
On days beginning with the letter 't'
So is it Tuesday’s and Thursday’s
Or tomorrow and today
 
   
True_vanilla
36 / Male

Posts:426
Rank: God
Posted: October 26 2006 at 12:26 AM

  Partying Or Clubbing

Saturday night on the town
Either partying or clubbing
The object to get someone into bed
Some sights turn you on
Some just turn your stomach
While others turn your head

Long legged fillies
With a skirt so short
It’s little more than a belt
Loose gaping blouses
And breasts unrestrained
Looking like they’ve just been felt

When alcohol takes over
People are then attracted
To all that comes into view
The good looking and the fit
Say they never bed an ugly partner
But they wake up with a few

Each long slender beauty
Has a man on her arm
Or a short dumpy friend
As alcohol slowly takes its toll
It’s the short dumpy bird
Gets the bloke in the end
 
 
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