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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:07 PM

post funny jokes

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:26 PM

roses are red bananas are yellow now kiss my ass lik a nice lil fellow

38 / Female

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:27 PM

37 / Female

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:28 PM

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:39 PM

no thnx..i dont want no hair stuck in my teeth.

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:48 PM

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:48 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
Dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:52 PM

wheres the HEBREW. so much for Canada being multicultural..

anyways, for all the ladies.. enjoy

How do you fix a woman�s watch?

A. you don�t. there's a clock on the oven!

What�s strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

a backhand!

A wife asked her husband:
what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
he looked at her from head to toe, and replied after a pause: I like your sense of humor.

and my favouriteee..
Why did the woman cross the road?

I don�t know either, wtf is she doing outside the kitchen!

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:56 PM

that is soo like totaly funny!!! ..omg and so totaly..like omg like so racist???
u know wat..i will shove a toothpick in your peehole!!! like totaly.

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:57 PM

	Quote: rus_allince
	that is soo like totaly funny!!! ..omg and so totaly..like omg like so racist??? u know wat..i will shove a toothpick in your peehole!!! like totaly.

i think you meant, "totally". =)

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 08:59 PM

so what?????....i made one mistake...i think ur jus scared bcuz there is a banana up ur ass.

ze besed motek...actually since ur so hot...and frm israel..i wont make fun of u .

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 10:11 PM

your moms so fat that when she flopes a boat it sinks..(poker joke)

your moms so stupid she thought she needed a pencil to play draw poker

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 10:42 PM

your mom is so hairry she has afros on her nipples..(the show:Yo Mama) lol.
your mama so fat,she masturbates to a cook book

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 11:21 PM

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing, you already told her twice...

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Posted: June 04 2006 at 11:47 PM

OKAY THEN LOL!!!!!

38 / Female

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Posted: June 05 2006 at 12:09 AM

wow this is gonna get locked soon i think..

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Posted: June 05 2006 at 01:39 AM

nah, moderators are all men.

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Posted: June 05 2006 at 01:46 AM

Quote: gangstArr

wheres the HEBREW. so much for Canada being multicultural..

anyways, for all the ladies.. enjoy

How do you fix a woman�s watch?

A. you don�t. there's a clock on the oven!

What�s strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

a backhand!

A wife asked her husband:
what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
he looked at her from head to toe, and replied after a pause: I like your sense of humor.

and my favouriteee..
Why did the woman cross the road?

I don�t know either, wtf is she doing outside the kitchen!

Toda gever...zahakti ahu sharmuta =)

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