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The_Icepick

40 / Male

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 04:21 PM

So I was speaking with my friend today and she was complaining to me how over the weekend she was having sex with this AWFUL guy.

So while they were having it she exclaimed:

""i cant believe im sleeping with you, did i just say that outloud?"

The worst thing is....the guy just smiled and continued doing his mantage...HAHAHA.

This was after the same girl broke up with her bf of two years because her biggest pet-peeve with him was the fact when they were having sex, he would tell her things such as "you're going to meet my parents next weekend" OR "are you studying today" or some gay shit like that.

Discuss!

matz55

39 / Male

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 04:25 PM

wow... this is 2 crazy

i feel bad for that guy

soviet_soldie

40 / Female

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 04:29 PM

hahaha sadness

Business

37 / Male

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 04:31 PM

Seriously, who talks during sex?

soviet_soldie

40 / Female

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 04:45 PM

chix.... "harder hardeR"

rus_allince

50 / Male

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 04:55 PM

umm
"when is this supposed to feel good?"
"Ewww....tastes salty".

Irka

38 / Female

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 05:11 PM

lmaoooo

Girl: AAAA OOOO EEEE GOOOD AAAA haha (sounds like a dying donkey)

Guy:So baby, When are we going to wash the car?

Girl: aaa eeee gooosshh aahhhh

Guy: Yea, take as long as u want to think about it

xochristalxo

38 / Female

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 05:29 PM

The_Icepick

40 / Male

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 06:42 PM

DYING DONKEY LOOOOL......can you re-enact?

Tinkerb1tch

39 / Female

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 07:37 PM

HAHAHAAHHAHA the funniest thing I said during sex was "ohhh yeeeaaa your dick feels like corn" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO no I lied thats from a Dane Cook skit!!! LMFAOO

rus_allince

50 / Male

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 08:09 PM

Irka

38 / Female

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Posted: June 01 2006 at 10:11 PM

haha oh jeez

iaminjurypron

38 / Female

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Posted: June 02 2006 at 10:37 AM

*guy takes off his pants*

me: "thats it??? but your feet are so big!"

MizzDeena

38 / Female

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Posted: June 03 2006 at 12:29 AM

	Quote: rus_allince
	umm "when is this supposed to feel good?" "Ewww....tastes salty".

hahahahahahahahahaha

niceguy360

40 / Male

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Posted: June 03 2006 at 12:50 AM

	Quote: iaminjurypron
	guy takes off his pants me: "thats it??? but your feet are so big!"

That's sooo funny, yet SOOO mean

MKD_King

37 / Male

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Posted: June 03 2006 at 01:02 AM

	Quote: iaminjurypron
	guy takes off his pants me: "thats it??? but your feet are so big!"

You fat fucking cow.

Nobody would ever fuck you, don't kid yourself.

Irka

38 / Female

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Rank: SuperGod
Posted: June 03 2006 at 01:34 AM

Quote: MKD_King

	Quote: iaminjurypron
	guy takes off his pants me: "thats it??? but your feet are so big!"

You fat fucking cow.

Nobody would ever fuck you, don't kid yourself.

Hey hey...keep this a friendly site

iaminjurypron

38 / Female

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Posted: June 03 2006 at 01:40 AM

Quote: MKD_King

	Quote: iaminjurypron
	guy takes off his pants me: "thats it??? but your feet are so big!"

You fat fucking cow.

Nobody would ever fuck you, don't kid yourself.

lol ur just kidding urself... ive got a bf u fool

MKD_King

37 / Male

Posts:232
Rank: God
Posted: June 03 2006 at 01:44 AM

Quote: Irka

Quote: MKD_King

	Quote: iaminjurypron
	guy takes off his pants me: "thats it??? but your feet are so big!"

You fat fucking cow.

Nobody would ever fuck you, don't kid yourself.

Hey hey...keep this a friendly site

She's fat, ugly, and conceited.

What's worse is she thinks she has the right to be picky.

imMike

35 / Male

Posts:16
Rank: Newbie
Posted: June 03 2006 at 01:54 AM

I'll be honest here. I get at least 12 peices of ass on a DAILY BASIS, so I can't really comment here. That is, with all the sex I get, I can't keep up with the shit I say.

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