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Posted: May 29 2006 at 09:58 PM

Stories

LOL...we all know how many of uus get drunk thses days
lol and we get alil tooooo crazy
so comeone ppl
share ur funny stories

38 / Female

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 10:20 PM

omg i was drunk on saturday night! i asked my guy friend to slap me...so he did and i almost fell.

it was weird. i woke up hung over, with bruises and scratches (yeah dont ask)

38 / Female

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 10:22 PM

and the guys were burning absinth with sugar for drinks...and they set the drink itself on fire and they were doing it in my parents' expensive crystal shot glass and it broke. thats not a funny story though lol, im just pissed.

37 / Female

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 10:32 PM

	Quote: touchmybikini
	and the guys were burning absinth with sugar for drinks...and they set the drink itself on fire and they were doing it in my parents' expensive crystal shot glass and it broke. thats not a funny story though lol, im just pissed.

hahah remember when we were really drunk and i broke about every single shot glass in your house?
oopsie

38 / Female

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 10:36 PM

On Friday I got LOADED. and the cops drove up boy was he was fox, my friend took a picture

and I started humping him and i was like HHHEEYYY BUDDY !! YOUR A COP !!! then ran away o.0 IT WAS FUCKED !! and pls, i have it recorded on my phone IM SUCH A LOSER

38 / Female

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 10:37 PM

yeah! holy shnitzle...my poor parents. for their anniversary i'll make kenny and leon chip in for a friggin shot glass set!! geeze.
but oh wow...i was pretty tipsy saturday! my house is pretty small so everyone kept walking in on each other accidently in the search of an empty bedroom! lol a few people asked the question "what the hell is she [me] doing?" throughout the night.
i live on the ninth floor and my friend...is really built and he lifted me up over my balcony! it was the scariest thing ever

38 / Female

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 11:36 PM

i have too many....but the funniest was when me and my friends skipped school and got drunk and then we came back....the teachers were so mad at us!!!!..it was soo jokes!!!....and cuz i got drunk one night and i was hangover and sick for 3 days, i was grounded 6 months (wasn't allowed to go out) for lying; i didn't tell my dad that i will go clubbing, he knew only that i will sleep over my friends house...ehhh....shit happens...

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 11:47 PM

Not too long ago we were killing some time on www.killsometime.com and we saw a video of some guys pouring gasoline into a watermellon. in the video one of those stupid kids hits it with a baseball bat and the gasoline splashes all over him and his foot catches on fire. now one uneventful night we all drink a bit and decide to do the same experiment, long story short no one ended up with burns but the elementary schools basketball net will never be the same....and neither will the grass, or the garbage can, or the bright grey pavement for that matter...good memories

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Posted: May 29 2006 at 11:49 PM

Ah and just in case anyone is wondering how we were not burned in the process, well we used hockey sticks instead of a baseball bat. also in case anyone is curious, no the hockey sticks didn't survive the blaze

38 / Female

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:18 AM

Haha wow..Drunk stories...Well most of them happened when I was 16...So its kinda old...

Alcohol just doesnt have the same affect on me ne more?

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:25 AM

from a scientific point of view that's impossible, or there would never be such a thing as an alcoholic, it just means you need more alcohol to read the same state that's all, either way at one point you reach a limit and it doesn't move from there

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:28 AM

lmao..nice nice

i remember last semester...me and my girl Olga got drunk
with ALOT OF WINE
went to my house..wich is infront of my school..and we watched porn
i dont know why
its all a mysteery to us
LOL

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:31 AM

romaa on here, came over and drank a liter of wine in two sips, i had to send him over to timmies then to relax lol

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:43 AM

38 / Female

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:29 AM

	Quote: rus_allince
	Stories LOL...we all know how many of uus get drunk thses days lol and we get alil tooooo crazy so comeone ppl share ur funny stories

to tell u the truth i've only really gotten drunk off my ass maybe 2 times.. once where i just couldnt remember anything .. and the second time i remember i ended up pukking cuz i saw this guyz face .. hahahahah lol come to think of it.. this stories are really pathetic and funny at the same time .. SAD

38 / Female

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:33 AM

Quote: DarK_angeL

i have too many....but the funniest was when me and my friends skipped school and got drunk and then we came back....the teachers were so mad at us!!!!..it was soo jokes!!!....and cuz i got drunk one night and i was hangover and sick for 3 days, i was grounded 6 months (wasn't allowed to go out) for lying; i didn't tell my dad that i will go clubbing, he knew only that i will sleep over my friends house...ehhh....shit happens...

lol .. hmmm well one time sexy.sashka and i decided it would be a blast to sneak some alcohol into class with us.. we put it in the water bottles but every time we would open it .. the drink would make thing sizzzzzling sound.. lol it was soo funny.. lol .. the best part about it was that the class was English .. with this teacher who was FUCKING HARD ON OUR ASS'... giving us like a nice amount of essays to do a night.. so we just sat there drinking .. i dont tink she know.. or anyone else.. well i guess some people obvioulsy understood.. but it was just really funny to me and sashka.. hmm i dont even know why it was that funny actually .. i guess we were just a lil drunk

hahahahaha OldTimes.. got to <3 those!!

40 / Female

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:37 AM

dont u girls have anythin better to talk about these days?

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 01:41 PM

38 / Female

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:49 PM

	Quote: soviet_soldie
	dont u girls have anythin better to talk about these days?

like what??? you???

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Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:09 PM

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