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Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 01:24 AM

So boys and girls , post some pick up lines that youve used or heard

I will post 600 pick up lines ones this thread hits 199 REPLYS

Dont cheat..lets see them lines coming

Posts:2716
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: May 29 2006 at 01:29 AM

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Can I flirt with you?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
NICE SHOES,WANNA FUCK?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
******(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

Posts:2716
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: May 29 2006 at 01:30 AM

HAHAHA DAMN RIGHT BITCH!!!

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 01:30 AM

goooooood girl .........keep em coming

youll defentley enjoy my list of 600 !

Posts:326
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 02:06 AM

Want to make 5 bucks......the hardd way?

Posts:326
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 02:07 AM

or....
get in the van.....i got candy

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 02:10 AM

wish that one actualy worked

Posts:326
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 02:14 AM

sometimes get in the van i got candy works

37 / Female

Posts:1065
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: May 29 2006 at 07:10 AM

Quote: rus_allince

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Can I flirt with you?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
NICE SHOES,WANNA FUCK?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
******(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA those are the cheeessiest of the cheeese. LMFAO. it's sad i've had some of them used on me too.

oy sash, ya shas upesayus LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

37 / Female

Posts:1065
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: May 29 2006 at 07:10 AM

	Quote: Tyoma
	sometimes get in the van i got candy works

CANDY?! where?!?!?!

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 29 2006 at 11:22 AM

dont tell me they worked on you..

Posts:2716
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: May 29 2006 at 04:13 PM

hhahaha i know i know janna....ochen tupa i smeshno

it is funny
my fave is the last one lol..
its so rude.

Posts:68
Rank: Senior
Posted: May 29 2006 at 08:32 PM

lol thats soo jkss, the finger one is amazingg

Posts:85
Rank: Senior
Posted: May 29 2006 at 11:58 PM

What about "let me check your label, jsut as I thought, made in heaven", "did it hurt when you dropped from the sky" and some other idiotic ones

Just be honest and straightforward, funny and intelligent, and I think that'll work better than any pick up lines

39 / Female

Posts:1043
Rank: SuperGod
Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:04 AM

*Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
*I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
*If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
*Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
*If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:05 AM

ahah good job , some new ones over here...keep em coming..

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Rank: God
Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:06 AM

	Quote: GlebMat
	What about "let me check your label, jsut as I thought, made in heaven", "did it hurt when you dropped from the sky" and some other idiotic ones Just be honest and straightforward, funny and intelligent, and I think that'll work better than any pick up lines

lol yea that's if the person you're speaking to is genuinely interested in your personality and not your paycheck/extravagant physical appearance

you would be surprised what kinds of pick up lines would work if you drove a ferrari

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:08 AM

dosent matter what you drive, i thikn if a girl sees that your a chump by the way that your nervous and not confident, nothing will help you lay her

Posts:326
Rank: God
Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:14 AM

lol again, you would be surprised i have seen some very odd hook ups, and the only thing in common between all of them...the guy had $$

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:47 AM

moneyyy aint a thing !

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