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Tinkerb1tch
38 / Female

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Posted: May 02 2006 at 08:43 AM

 
.......This is a short story written by a grandson who had a very special relationship with his Grandpa.
Many of us unfortunately were born after our own Grandpas had passed on and never had the opportunity to enjoy moments like this. The grandson writes...
I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from a mentor, and always on a very personal level.
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him.
I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all well and good, but the one I remember best came from him when I was only 12.
We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family.
Then came the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice when he said, ".... And be sure you marry a woman with smallhands."

"Why should I do that, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger."

It kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 
   
markyf
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Posted: May 02 2006 at 09:03 AM

  i have ADD, and any post longer then 100 words makes me wanna die
 
   
Tinkerb1tch
38 / Female

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Posted: May 02 2006 at 11:29 AM

 
  Quote: markyf
  i have ADD, and any post longer then 100 words makes me wanna die


thats why i posted it now die already!! LMFAO
 
   
The_Icepick
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Posted: May 02 2006 at 11:35 AM

  LOL...what started like an innocent and heartwarming story, ended in a typical sexual inclination that only Tinkerb1tch can pull off.

I was actually having alligator tears untill I came to the last sentence....LMAO
 
   
Tinkerb1tch
38 / Female

Posts:1601
Rank: Moderator
Posted: May 02 2006 at 11:36 AM

 
  Quote: The_Icepick
  LOL...what started like an innocent and heartwarming story, ended in a typical sexual inclination that only Tinkerb1tch can pull off.

I was actually having alligator tears untill I came to the last sentence....LMAO


then you laughed so hard your milk almost shot out your nose right>?
 
 
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