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rus_allince
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Posted: October 07 2006 at 11:09 PM

  Borat (sasha cohen) may be funny..but his comments bout Kazakstan..may offend many ppl..and the funny/stupid things is..that he is joking bout his own country lmao....and HAHAHAHA Uzbekistan destroyed his site that he made..

but damn..that guy is halerious with his stupidity

here are some of his Qoutes:

Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?
Borat
Da Ali G Show - interrupting a conversation
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!
Borat
Da Ali G Show
My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - making conversation at a formal lunch
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
Borat
Da Ali G Show

Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.

I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - to crowd at American rodeo in Roanoke, Virginia, after telling them he supported the US war on terrorism, and before singing a garbled version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' - he had to be hustled out to prevent violence when crowd turned nasty
 
   
Lviv_Ukrajina
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Posted: October 07 2006 at 11:11 PM

  he's actualyl a jew in real life, and he's not kazakh..
 
   
rus_allince
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Posted: October 07 2006 at 11:20 PM

  i know he is a jew..but he was born in Kazakstan..ppl dont have to be Kazakhi to b bprn in Kazakhstan....a person can b born anywhere..and be of a different background
 
   
True_vanilla
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 01:11 AM

  i cant wait for his movie, its going to be so jokes
 
   
rus_allince
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 01:19 AM

  well..his movie is out already
 
   
K_M_D
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 01:22 AM

  YES, I LIKE!
 
   
Romeo69
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 01:24 AM

  borat is not kazaki in real life hes fuckin from england lol sacha cohen. most jewish last name. hes from england not kazakstan its just a fuckin character
 
   
True_vanilla
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 01:29 AM

  no shit sherlocks
 
   
Irka
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 06:24 PM

  First its horses, cows, bla bla bla then its a little kartsuli tsk tsk tsk and then a woman
 
   
Irka
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 06:25 PM

  I am reporting from the U S And A where you cannot buy your entery to a womans vagine by offering her father 15 L of horse urine, but you have to go through a process called: dating.


SEXY TIMEEE
 
   
Irka
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 06:25 PM

  hahahahaha I CANT WAIT FOR nov3!!! his movie is gonna be hileriousssssssssssssssssss
 
   
True_vanilla
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 06:30 PM

  holy shit i cant wait either!
 
   
Nick
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 06:34 PM

  hahaah i almost fell down on the floor with the
'American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.' and ofcourse In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped. AHAH OMG... this made my day
thank you for that
 
   
missMUFFIN
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 11:09 PM

  im not spending my miney to go wtach that gay fkn movie
 
   
Sean_I
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 11:12 PM

  LOL i am
 
   
rus_allince
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Posted: October 08 2006 at 11:16 PM

  yeah i am.....i have to see that movie
 
   
True_vanilla
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Posted: October 09 2006 at 12:11 AM

 
  Quote: missMUFFIN
  im not spending my miney to go wtach that gay fkn movie


yea kazakstani people are weird like borat! prolly everything he says is true, who knwos whats on that side of the world!
 
   
True_vanilla
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Posted: October 09 2006 at 12:11 AM

  lol i joke, i joke, dont kill me, i only joke!
 
 
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