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PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:21 PM

  pimps pimps lets hear em out...whatchuuu got !
i have a funny one i like..its really long though..but you can change the word and reffer to anyone either on the site..or in the room.. or where ever you are..so its goes like this..

99% of girls on this site, would kill thier own mother to look half as good as you do


 
   
jasper
41 / Female

Posts:92
Rank: Senior
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:24 PM

  "nice shoes....."
 
   
im_the_muscle
39 / Male

Posts:267
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:24 PM

  borkaaaa we dont even need pickup line we just need to smile
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:25 PM

 
  Quote: jasper
  "nice shoes....."


no wonder your still a virgin lol
 
   
im_the_muscle
39 / Male

Posts:267
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:26 PM

  shes tooo hot to be a virgin
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:27 PM

  she sure is one hell of a pie
 
   
jasper
41 / Female

Posts:92
Rank: Senior
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:27 PM

 
  Quote: PIMPOS
 
  Quote: jasper
  "nice shoes....."


no wonder your still a virgin lol


im a virgin???!?!?!?
SWEET!!

actually...that whole line is "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
but now its "nice shoes..."
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:28 PM

  so your telling me that line worked for you and thats how you lost your virgini back in grade school?
 
   
im_the_muscle
39 / Male

Posts:267
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:29 PM

  id rather beat a tree than that peice
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:30 PM

  we need to get mishaaaaaaaa on her
 
   
jasper
41 / Female

Posts:92
Rank: Senior
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:30 PM

 
  Quote: im_the_muscle
  shes tooo hot to be a virgin


*edit* shes tooo much of a freak to be a virgin


ugly girls get love too
 
   
im_the_muscle
39 / Male

Posts:267
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:31 PM

  hahhaa GGGG BOY would precum before he even slipped it in
 
   
jasper
41 / Female

Posts:92
Rank: Senior
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:31 PM

 
  Quote: PIMPOS
  so your telling me that line worked for you and thats how you lost your virgini back in grade school?


thats how i lured the boys...yes
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:32 PM

 
  Quote: im_the_muscle
  hahhaa GGGG BOY would precum before he even slipped it in


ahah its ok she would give him a lesson or two
 
   
jasper
41 / Female

Posts:92
Rank: Senior
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:33 PM

  yeah...kay...*confused*
 
   
im_the_muscle
39 / Male

Posts:267
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:33 PM

  im surprisedd gggg didnt sign up
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:33 PM

  give it some time...hill be on thaaaaaaat
 
   
jasper
41 / Female

Posts:92
Rank: Senior
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:34 PM

  *runs away*
 
   
PIMPOS
40 / Male

Posts:832
Rank: God
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:37 PM

  blat we need some more wild actionnnnnnn some pixx of asses or something
 
   
sweetsz
37 / Female

Posts:6
Rank: Newbie
Posted: April 23 2006 at 09:52 PM

  what if the person has ugly teeth. the smile would turn me off
 
 
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